Mullah Nasrudin was sitting under an oak tree at the edge of a pumpkin patch. First he looked at the fragile vines connecting the pumpkins to each other. Then he looked up at the enormous oak tree, which was full of little acorns. He said, "What can God have been thinking, making such a big tree to hold such little acorns, while these big pumpkins are held by such little vines? If it were me I would reverse them. Just then an acorn fell on the Mullah's head and he let out a yell. Then he looked at the pumpkins again and said, "Truly God knows better than I do. If one of those pumpkins had fallen on my head, I would have been knocked unconscious."

 

A friend asked the mullah how old are you? Forty.Replied the mullah. The friend said, but you said the same thing two years ago. Yes replied the mullah, i always stand by what i have said.

 

You may have lost your donkey, nasruddin, but you don’t have to grieve over it more than you did about the loss of your first wife. Ah, but if you remember, when i lost my wife, all you villagers said: we’ll find you someone else. So far, nobody has offered to replace my donkey.

 

Hearing that a man wanted to learn the Kurdish language, Mullah Nasrudin offered to teach him even though Nasrudin's own knowlege of Kurdish was limited to a few words. "We shall start with the word for 'Hot Soup'," said Nasrudin. "In Kurdish, this is Aash." "I don't quite understand, Nasrudin. How would you say 'Cold Soup'?" "You never say 'Cold Soup'. The Kurds like their soup hot."

 

Mullah was once boasting about his ageless strength.
"I am as strong as I was when I was a young man."
"How can that be?" asked people.
"There is a big rock outside my house. I couldn't
move it then and I can't move it now!" said Mullah.

 

Mullah sat on a river bank when someone
shouted to him from the opposite side:
"Hey! how do I get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side!" Mullah shouted
back.

 

Mullah is with his cronies drinking coffee:
They are discussing death, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first crony says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second says, " I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
Mullah says, " I would like to hear them say... LOOK!! HE'S MOVING!!!"

 

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